2020/21 James Rodriguez

[Goat]

Do you know what Doucoure isnt that tall. I know he looks it because hes all legs like a spider but Godfrey is actually taller. Facto Friday.

Im taller than you.

 

[Prevenger17]

Do you know what Doucoure isnt that tall. I know he looks it because hes all legs like a spider but Godfrey is actually taller. Facto Friday.

Doucoure just looks enormous for some reason

 

[Marterton]

He is risen!

 

[Brownie]

Pretty sure every single mention of Van Dijk's injury has been suffixed with Pickford's name, so if it counts as point scoring to do the same with James then get the tally charts out, Mr Joyce.

 

[TippEverton]

Little fkn maggot shouldn't be left next nor near our pressers again.

Don Carlo has enough to be getting on with as our manager than listening to inane questions from that maggot.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Beautifully handled by Carlo to turn the ire on him and make even more Kopite heads explode.

James to start on the bench and hopefully won’t be needed.

 

[Armaghtoffee]

What an unbelievably whiney voice Paul Joyce has.

James and Everton will make him cry before Christmas.

 

[The_La]

Vincent VD. Carlo doesnt give a single F. Gotta love the man.

Called him virgin van dijk yesterday too. Amazing!

 

[blueconverse]

What an unbelievably whiney voice Paul Joyce has.

James and Everton will make him cry before Christmas.

He sounds like he's tanked up

 

[Armaghtoffee]

He sounds like he's tanked up

Certainly choked up anyway at the news of James’ resurrection.

 

[Barnfred 55]

Pretty sure every single mention of Van Dijk's injury has been suffixed with Pickford's name, so if it counts as point scoring to do the same with James then get the tally charts out, Mr Joyce.

Just need to see Mark Lawrenson's prediction thread on the BBC website. In the Liverpool Sheff Utd section they have a still of the Pickford challenge.

They can't help themselves

 

[Bob Elstone]

Everton should tell that idiot Joyce he’s no longer welcome at press conferences.

he’s basically called Carlo out there for being a liar. This is some hack who makes a living writing about football not someone who’s won multiple titles and champions league the wet vanilla idiot.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Just need to see Mark Lawrenson's prediction thread on the BBC website. In the Liverpool Sheff Utd section they have a still of the Pickford challenge.

They can't help themselves

It’s getting quite funny now. I hope they never shut up about it. I hope Sheffield United beat them one nil from a set piece and they spend all of MOTD saying this would never have happened if big daddy Virge wasn’t injured, the whole world is laughing at them!

got sent this by a neutral mate yesterday:


Little bit of trivia to boost your football quiz knowledge mate!

First prem goal scorer-Brian Deane

First prem hatrick-Eric Cantona

First player to ever get injured-Virgil van Dijk

 

[TonyT65]

His corners in to Keane ,Mina ,DCL and now Godfrey are a big threat from us
I have noticed Doucoure staying back at corners as he gives us pace for recovery from corner kicks
He could now go into the box and leave Godfrey to cover as Godfrey has serious pace
Doucoure I think will offer more from corners than Godfrey as he is taller

Tim Cahill says hi.....!

 

[Sassy Colombian]

I knew my chanting around a James Rodriguez cardboard cutout in the garden all night would work.

Whose laughing now neighbours, looking at me like I'm a deluded knobhead!!!

Thanks @maccavennie. I have noticed that we can count on you for such things. But I was wondering, did the chanting also included "just like a prayer"? lol