I'm 48, old enough to be James's Dad (sheesh), but we've long been told that Evertonians know their football, appreciate footballers, and have graduated from the School of Science. Yet, the ignorance from a significant section of our fanbase about James Rodriguez has been instructive. This lad is a magnificent footballer. Maybe the younger fans, i.e., those who have NEVER seen a technically-accomplished Everton side, so anyone under 40, then, have been bred to prioritise graft and "effort" and passion and all of those important non-technical things out of a dearth of options. After all, we have had so few great players since 1990 and no great sides. But I am amazed at the lack of faith some have in James. He's technically magnificent, a visonary, artistic player who is quite simply...a footballer. True, people are entitled to wonder how many times we will get him on the pitch (history suggests we can expect 25 appearances a season - but, trust me, after years of the Hibberts, McGeadys, Thomsens, and Nyarkos, I'll happily take that), but nobody can doubt his exquisite value to this team.
A glorious player to watch...and he plays for Everton.
*pinches himself once more*
Ooh.