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Big_nev
Player Valuation: £25m
Would never turn on him because he's head and shoulders above anybody else in the squad in terms of talent but this lad wakes up with a headache and stays in bed for a week with a leaky vagina.
I see the lunatics have been let out on day release again.
It's been obvious for ages that he's been deciding whether he plays or not. It's mad that people have been talking about attitude and mentality and just ignored the fact that you're always going to have that issue if you have certain players who can do what they want and aren't subject to the same rules as everyone else. He's an absolutely phenomenal player but if some players don't buy into the team ethic the whole thing will fall apart.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
I wish Siggy had called in and said he was tired.
Would have been the highlight of the season reading his thread.
BirkenheadBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
I think he’s a better footballer than Eto’o was when at Everton. By a wide margin.
moyeslovechild
Player Valuation: £15m
He deserves our support and loyalty at the very least. Hope he feels better
Not a lunatic to be annoyed at players missing games through tiredness after barely playing recently.
People can act like it's all ok and big deal, but we have to find a solution to this that benefits us first and foremost.
I'm reaching here
First they came for Barkley, then Lukaku, next on the their list was Richarlison and then Rodriguez.
Stan Lee Park
Player Valuation: £20m
He has no commitment at all to Everton. He's capable of playing passes that no-one else at Everton can, but even he's not capable of doing that while he is lying in bed.
The millionaire is going to be okay lads, although I’m sure he appreciates the defence squad
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