What about 2?
On the bones of our arses... Could ya give us 2 please... That's 1 + another one... 2... Thats2 scabby games that you could drag yourself out of your expensive 4 poster bed for.
You attempted one that you didn't try for, maybe you should have had a bit of go today...
Too much to ask, you poor tortured angel, I shall put in 70 hours this week and donate my entire wage to help you attempt to struggle to just even turn up to the ground.
What monsters we fans are, imagine wanting to see our star player.
What greedy desperate despicable degeneratives we are...
Thankyou James for deeming to nod your amazingness in our direction for 5 minutes you selt entitled skunk... I look forward to your 8 games next year you utter fraud.