Fishman
Player Valuation: £950k
Think it’s a goer myself
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I know nothing about football.
andy4efc
Player Valuation: £60m
Weird song mate, doesn’t even rhyme
Pienaar'sdisciple
Player Valuation: £950k
He's an outrageous footballer. Folks, he's just different gravy. Let's break down his actions in the game.
He had a corner that he put on someone's forehead who should've scored.
He then receives the ball on the edge of the box, he's quickly closed down, so he fake shoots and plays Coleman in for a cross.
He scores a pearler of a goal, making it look ridiculously easy.
He squeezes in a pass that is so good the receiver of the pass doesn't even expect it to go through and thus makes mess of the control.
He scoops richarlison in for the a simply tap cross across goal.
He manipuled the ball under pressure on the edge of the box and earned us a dangerous free kick.
Delivers a beautiful corner for a goal that's so good it doesn't get pointed out because it happens with frightening regularity.
That's not mentioning the regulation switches of play, almost passes like that one from the left hand side that he wanted to pick DCL with, the exceptional corners, the control of the play Everytime he bothers to roam in midfield, cute slide passes, elite ball controls etc.
No one man should have so much power!
He had a corner that he put on someone's forehead who should've scored.
He then receives the ball on the edge of the box, he's quickly closed down, so he fake shoots and plays Coleman in for a cross.
He scores a pearler of a goal, making it look ridiculously easy.
He squeezes in a pass that is so good the receiver of the pass doesn't even expect it to go through and thus makes mess of the control.
He scoops richarlison in for the a simply tap cross across goal.
He manipuled the ball under pressure on the edge of the box and earned us a dangerous free kick.
Delivers a beautiful corner for a goal that's so good it doesn't get pointed out because it happens with frightening regularity.
That's not mentioning the regulation switches of play, almost passes like that one from the left hand side that he wanted to pick DCL with, the exceptional corners, the control of the play Everytime he bothers to roam in midfield, cute slide passes, elite ball controls etc.
No one man should have so much power!
Getting ahead of the vault mate, I like it
Zezti
Player Valuation: £70m
and dont forget the beautiful SNIDE in him.
Gibbs was utterly DESTROYED
UptheTofees
Player Valuation: £20m
You guys all get aroused by watching him play
Imagine what absolute porn it was to watch him and Juan Fernando Quintero play together. The latter has no stamina to play more than 30 minuntes or any athletic ability at all, but has the best vision and unimaginable passing I've ever seen and that includes James
Imagine what absolute porn it was to watch him and Juan Fernando Quintero play together. The latter has no stamina to play more than 30 minuntes or any athletic ability at all, but has the best vision and unimaginable passing I've ever seen and that includes James
Pienaar'sdisciple
Player Valuation: £950k
His u20 world cup was the stuff of legends. Possibly the best left foot in world football.
TheObserver
Player Valuation: £25k
Another colombian here. First post, joined because of James. Have followed him since his sub-20 days in Colombia. Until the 2014 World Cup I had considered Juan Quintero a more complete 10 on the national team. James exploded in 2014 and his first seasons at Madrid were outstanding. I think it was 50 games played with 20 goals and 20 assists. Anyways, Zidane tried his best to ruin him and I’m so happy he’s reunited with Ancelloti and the Everton fans are embracing him. With the Qatar qualifiers approaching next month we really needed James (and Mina for that matter) on the pitch getting fit. A healthy James is going to really elevate the play of those around him. Toffees gonna be a force to reckon with
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
Penalties specifically. Digne can whip in a masterclass free kick too and it’s good to have a bit of variety on those, but all about James on pens. Keep him happy and get that goal tally up
lol
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