2021/22 James Rodriguez

[The T-Dex]

I'd use him like a vape <3

 

[Barnfred 55]

When he signed for Everton lol

And post of the week goes to Sassy.

And it's still only Monday

 

[Everton1654]

Never seen a better fit for Galatasaray

 

[Egil Olsen]

Honestly, I could not care less. He lives the dream life. That said, this is in line with what the former Colombian national team doctor said about JR. JR has struggled with injuries and fitness problems almost his entire career, and instead of prioritizing getting in top shape and strengthening his muscles to prevent injuries, getting the necessary rest, he understandably chooses to party with girls in bikinis. Yes, I understand the choice, but hardly very professionally.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Honestly, I could not care less. He lives the dream life. That said, this is in line with what the former Colombian national team doctor said about JR. JR has struggled with injuries and fitness problems almost his entire career, and instead of prioritizing getting in top shape and strengthening his muscles to prevent injuries, getting the necessary rest, he understandably chooses to party with girls in bikinis. Yes, I understand the choice, but hardly very professionally.

Once again you need to get your facts right. The doctor that criticized James was never a NT doctor. His name is Héctor Fabio Ruiz and he was doctor of the America of Cali, so he never treated James. He is only a charlatan in need of attention, he actually had to apologize after that statement because an opinion is not a fact. Also, as far as I know James is not injured and i doubt being on a yacht will cause any straining on his muscles, maybe his penis will be the strained out of the action lol so why should he not be able to spend some holidays hanging out with friends, what’s unprofessional about that?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

@R.Reddington isn’t your finger starting to get sore lol The truth hurts that much?

 

[Hangleton]

Once again you need to get your facts right. The doctor that criticized James was never a NT doctor. His name is Héctor Fabio Ruiz and he was doctor of the America of Cali, so he never treated James. He is only a charlatan in need of attention, he actually had to apologize after that statement because an opinion is not a fact. Also, as far as I know James is not injured and i doubt being on a yacht will cause any straining on his muscles, maybe his penis will be the strained out of the action lol so why should he not be able to spend some holidays hanging out with friends, what’s unprofessional about that?

Considering he missed some games with sore testacles - you can understand the concern.

 

[BlueToff]

Vaping on the yatch, drinking gin on the field, that's how footballers are formed

It is actually a bottle from his energy drinks, named 10.

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Just how big is James Rodriguez? Big enough to win the Golden Ball award. Big enough to earn a mega move to Real Madrid. Big enough to sell shirts in record time. Big enough to be the new ‘golden boy’ of football. And now big enough to successfully start his own energy drink! Red Bull […]

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I don't think that actually is that, Sassy?

It's a bottle of water, will probably have been a sponsored one - it's actually the same type that was on the plane pic the other day

 

[BlueToff]

Honestly, I could not care less. He lives the dream life. That said, this is in line with what the former Colombian national team doctor said about JR. JR has struggled with injuries and fitness problems almost his entire career, and instead of prioritizing getting in top shape and strengthening his muscles to prevent injuries, getting the necessary rest, he understandably chooses to party with girls in bikinis. Yes, I understand the choice, but hardly very professionally.

Aye being a professional footballer is pretty decent isn't it

 

[COYBL25]

I just can’t wait for him to leave because this civil war in our fanbase is doing my head in.

I want him to stay forever, just to keep the Park End dars heads popping like corks.

 

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Once again you need to get your facts right. The doctor that criticized James was never a NT doctor. His name is Héctor Fabio Ruiz and he was doctor of the America of Cali, so he never treated James. He is only a charlatan in need of attention, he actually had to apologize after that statement because an opinion is not a fact. Also, as far as I know James is not injured and i doubt being on a yacht will cause any straining on his muscles, maybe his penis will be the strained out of the action lol so why should he not be able to spend some holidays hanging out with friends, what’s unprofessional about that?

The columbian Pravda...
It's a bit rich to party hard when you were self isolating two weeks ago, leaving your mates in the lurch

You cant deny the man is slow though

 

[BlueToff]

The columbian Pravda...
It's a bit rich to party hard when you were self isolating two weeks ago, leaving your mates in the lurch

You cant deny the man is slow though

Eyyyyy?

How is it his fault that one of the players/staff members caught COVID ffs?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

The columbian Pravda...
It's a bit rich to party hard when you were self isolating two weeks ago, leaving your mates in the lurch

You cant deny the man is slow though

Who said he was actually self-isolating?
Rafalafel said some were, and even then he lies.

 

[BlueToff]

Bloody hell, I had to self-isolate three weeks ago and missed 5-a-side. Better not go to the pub tonight.

 

[BlueToff]

Who said he was actually self-isolating?
Rafalafel said some were, and even then he lies.

James said it too.

He was self-isolating along with Gomes, Gbamin, Godfrey (who has almost certainly had COVID) and Kean.