The MEGA analysis is now complete. Findings conclude that those who do not want to Make Everton Great Again are those that are against international superstar James Rodrigues playing for Everton.
They fall into 2 categories. The most vocal of these are:
1. Kopites
2. WUMs
The combined work of these 2 groups has brought forth a third group who are influenced by 'alternative fax'.
3. Feeble minded
The Feeble-minded tend not to know what to think and need to be told. Their mental weakness is targeted by groups 1 and 2 who use fake news and alternative fax to move these types from a position of thinking James is the best player at Everton, a fact that was reinforced in their brain cell through witnessing his match-winning performances and backed up by statistics, to one of thinking that James Rodiguez cannot play football, does not want to play football and is on £6.5 million per week. Such is the level of grooming within this cohort that they now feel that it is better to have Gordon and Iwobi as Everton's creative options. A breakaway faction of the Feeble-Minded have become convinced that the only formation in football is 442 and that talk of anything outside of this is a spell-trap set by Goblins
The combined work of groups 1 and 2, with the following of group 3 in supporting and believing alternative fax has caused a sense of resentment amongst the Everton fanbase. A fourth group has emerged as a result of this;
4. The Bastions of Hope.
The Bastions of Hope are the true heart of Everton FC and are the mighty warriors that demand that Everton be great again. Their steadfast work in shining a light onto the actions of the despicable types involved in groups 1 and 2 has a core aim of bringing group 3 back into the Everton family. Some will be lost and will ultimately follow a dark path toward Anfield but it is believed that this will be a small percentage.
More data will be released through the MEGA projects phases.
If you or anyone you know is struggling with Kopite grooming or WUMMERY please PM the MEGA team who can be identified their
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God bless all true blues!
MEGA COYB
