Yorkie89
Player Valuation: £15m
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Glasshalffull
Player Valuation: £10m
Sorry if this has been said already, but looking at the picture of Tarkowski on the previous page, it occurred to me that his much criticised lack of pace might be a result of wind resistance to his less than small, and not unprotruberant, ears. Maybe a bit of cosmetic surgery might help him cover the ground a bit faster. (Not having a cheap dig, because I'm auricularly challenged, myself, and find it hard work to make any headway at all against a strong breeze).
It says a lot about this thread that this isn’t even close to the worst take over the last few pages
He has been poor this half
Having a bit of an off day but still looking our best defender
davek
Player Valuation: £150m
I dont think Coady's been much better either, tbf.
No mate , can't argue,
Onana even worse.
Not at his best but still decent at the defending...........passing was awful
Missionman
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Another total myth that we’ve signed … the love this big eared [Poor language removed] been getting .. he’s not good enough for Everton get out
TheBigIguana
Player Valuation: £100m
He didn't mark a single person today. At some point it figures to cost us.
Wow.
Did we lose?? Stamp your feet instead might make you feel better and prevent you from crying.
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