January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

Chang Elephant · January 18, 2015

If we sign Cleverley I will boot my cat's head off

roydo · January 18, 2015

Chang Elephant said:
If we sign Cleverley I will boot my cat's head off

Shouldnt laugh, but giggled at that!

Jayhow15 · January 18, 2015

Mysterious Ways said:
He does mate. He's made more appearances for them than anyone else this season and is their main goal threat - before the new lad signed at least. He cost them £8m too so wouldn't be cheap. Can't see it myself but you never know...

Ok

Pabbers · January 18, 2015

MACCA75 said:
Man Utd fans hate him
Villa fans hate him
England fans hate him

Penny dropped yet?

You just made that first bit up
Villa fans are from Birmingham
england fans hate baines

Robertor · January 18, 2015

Spurs mate told me that Konoplyanka is signing for them in the next week for around 2 million

AndyC · January 18, 2015

I sincerely hope that all this talk about Ulloa form Leicester is unfounded, unsubstantiated drivel, because he is simply nothing like good enough and never will be as long as he's got a hole in his ar5e.

We need to stop looking at mediocre at best, rubbish at worst and start looking for quality... and we need to show a bit more faith in our own young players coming through the system.

hktoffee · January 18, 2015

Ulloa. Please no.

Deco · January 18, 2015

Robertor said:
Spurs mate told me that Konoplyanka is signing for them in the next week for around 2 million

I'll be mad if this is true.

Another player ruined by them no doubt.

Del · January 18, 2015

Hearing that this Ulloa thing has truth to it

Been told it will gather pace once Eto leaves

LouReedwalkonthewildside · January 18, 2015

Ulloa is 29 this July, we need to be getting the age of the squad down.

riddick · January 18, 2015

Robertor said:
Spurs mate told me that Konoplyanka is signing for them in the next week for around 2 million

Would be typical Everton, that. We need a quality winger, he's out of contract this summer, we don't go in for him.

Saint Domingo · January 18, 2015

I wouldn't understand the Ulloa one. Lukaku, Kone, and Naismith is more than enough for a team that only plays with one striker. Then you have Roberto saying he wants to give McAleny a run. Etoo played most of his games at number 10 for us anyway so why buy a striker to replace him? Creative wide player who can play anywhere across the three behind the striker would be ideal.

LinekersLegs · January 18, 2015

LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Ulloa is 29 this July, we need to be getting the age of the squad down.

But we already have a 21 year old in his position who will be first choice and several promising youngsters as backup, not quite sure why him being 28 is such an issue.

For West Ham we only had 3 players over 30 (Baines just barely) and 5 under 25. There are certain areas we need younger players in, the wings in particular as we don't have many academy players who play there, but overall think we should be questioning their quality rather than fretting over their age.