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January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

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caught said:
I'm afraid we can only function with a relationship analogy:

Mirallas is like that pyar nice bird who you've been seeing for a while. You weren't sure at first, 'cause she's foreign and had a touch of snide about her, but she's seemed genuinely into you for years and, despite being ambitious, hasn't ever been looking around. And it's not like she's too good for you - no, deffo not - but sometimes you have to admit you've looked a bit out of shape recently, while on a random night out she can look like a full on supermodel. And then there's what happened the other night, when she took your Scarface dvd out of the player to put her Jade Goody aerobics on (why's she trying to so good these days?? you can't help thinking), leaving Pacino on the floor to get all scratched up. Why didn't she just put it back in the case like normal? What does it mean?

And now people reckon she's interested in that Cockney coke dealer who recently binned off his bird. He never has and never will be any better than you, but his ma gives him pocket money that he used to get juiced up at David Lloyds, and some people find that attractive. And now his bird (Lennon), who's the same age but has been around for years, has been eyeballing you full on. People used to think she was pretty fit but you've always known deep down she was a bad starfish with no sense of humour. You know you should swerve it all, but things have been weird lately.
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I lost it at this
 
I've heard we're looking at Joel Ward as cover for the CB and RB positions. Has been solid when I've seen him play
 
harris78 said:
But this is a by product of having transfer windows, nothing really major usually happens the first few weeks, it's always the last few days it hots up. Teams will quote silly prices at the start and it's basically a game of 'transfer chicken' in as much as who will be first to show their hand and how late they dare leave it. It happens every window mate, this one is no different and everything you hear from managers/papers and agents etc is just lip service.
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Wilfried Bony !
 



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