January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[Professor Toffee]

If we sign someone I'll change my avatar to Gerrard kissing the RS badge, that's how sure I am we won't.

Does that include loans ?

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

So if Bayern offer us Ribery for a packet of Space Raiders we would turn the deal down based on the technicality of him not meeting the criteria of cheap, good and.. beautiful. Koff with the team photo sales.

Lescott made the photo, so why shouldn't Ribery?

Martinez criteria?

 

[Kendall's Dream]

Imagine we signed 3 players on deadline day like in that summer but with Nyland, Konoplyanka and Pato

 

[FTY]

Does that include loans ?

Yeah

 

[EddyKent]

Imagine we signed 3 players on deadline day like in that summer but with Nyland, Konoplyanka and Pato

Pass whatever you have got to imagine that over this way.

 

[Azza]

Imagine we signed 3 players on deadline day like in that summer but with Nyland, Konoplyanka and Pato

Saturday night drinks started early?

 

[Kendall's Dream]

Pass whatever you have got to imagine that over this way.

Haha, never happening is it? I'd be made up with just one of them.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Bet Osman and Naismith get new contracts on Monday and that's our transfer window deals done.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

If we sign someone I'll change my avatar to Gerrard kissing the RS badge, that's how sure I am we won't.

Haven't you made that sort of bet before?

 

[Donald Twain]

Something beautiful please, with flowing hair, golden skin and majestic thighs
and with a heifty pipe, so heifty that running in full flight gives the impession of a windshield wiper going off in the shorts

Quite!

 

[Wat Tyler]

We wont sign Konoplyanka come on lads.

 

[jinkyali]

The final 48 hours of a window....

Lots of good cheap stuff always becomes available.

To me that suggests he has something lined up.

 

[evertony]

ESPN reporting that we're trying to sign Rolando. Any thoughts?

ESPN are known dyslexics.....it's Ronaldo.....ITS ON.....Nuno has been planting the seed.

 

[chopper6]

The final 48 hours of a window....

Lots of good cheap stuff always becomes available.

To me that suggests he has something lined up.

I hope you're right, but what makes you think that suggests he is something lined up? Any noises?

 

[maccavennie]

The final 48 hours of a window....

Lots of good cheap stuff always becomes available.

To me that suggests he has something lined up.

3 bottles of Spanish wine for a tenner in Asda mate