January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[johnnyW]

De Bruyne on one side and Shurlle on the other. They'll be hard to beat.

actually it's more like percic one side shurlle on the other and de Bruyne in the middle.

hard to beat it'll be easier to beat a brick wall into submittion using a orange that's attached to your head.

 

[EddyKent]

I don't think he'd be a bad option. We need 2 CB's imo as come the summer we should let both Distin & Alcaraz go but getting in someone like Corluka now would be a good start.

Hope the Corluka link has some legs myself.

 

[blulouie]

Can't wait to see Charles N'Zogbia being meeted and greeted outside Finch farm tomorrow.

There's a big blue dildo just waiting to greet him

 

[Kantareller]

Joined Roma on loan for rest of season with a view to a permanent deal in the summer.

Awwwww

 

[USABlue]

Just being realistic. Kev would probably be gone in the summer. Nais starts ahead of Barkley lately.

not really realistic. why's kev gone? because the mail linked him with spurs? we have an option to extend his contract another year so he's got 2.5 years left on his deal

 

[Tramps_mate]

There's a big blue dildo just waiting to greet him

Nah... This year all reporters are inside the club grounds or a private area. No nobs allowed round them..

 

[tmgc]

Nah... This year all reporters are inside the club grounds or a private area. No nobs allowed round them..

I reckon the Stoke tourist board have welcomed that decision.

 

[USABlue]

we will get sod all though especially in the summer. We won't even get 9mil+ for him and no matter what we get chances are with this bored it'll just dissappear anyway.

yeah because players looking for a move always just get there head down and get on with it in between transfer windows don't they. more chance of him digging his heels in and causing problems in the dressing room.

I agree kev is one of our better players but if he is going to use that to take the micky then I would rather he be made a example of for the rest of the dressing room.

look at modiric kicked up a fuss about his chelsea move and levy told him if he didn't button it he could rot in the reserves, next thing you know he has got his head down and is playing his socks off. players in this kind of situation will take the mick if you give them a chance.

do you have any proof kev want's out? Oooooo he took a peno from baines and the daily fail linked him to spurs. he defo hates the club and is begging to leave. It's all media nonsense

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Nah... This year all reporters are inside the club grounds or a private area. No nobs allowed round them..

Think the private area also is were that dildo is supposed to be.

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Think the private area also is were that dildo is supposed to be.

I can't help but smile that the one person who points out a dildo's correct usage is a Dutch Man. Prob get banned for stereotyping now, but it did make me grin.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I can't help but smile that the one person who points out a dildo's correct usage is a Dutch Man. Prob get banned for stereotyping now, but it did make me grin.

Hahahahaha

 

[Alex Hindmarsh]

Anyone think there might be something dodgy with the Lennon situation? Surely he'd have gone to Hull by now if they were the only team interested. Wouldn't surprise me if Spurs pushed hard on the Mirallas deal tomorrow. Could be a rough day.

 

[EddyKent]

I reckon the Stoke tourist board have welcomed that decision.

All I can think of when it comes to Stoke Fans and deadline day...
"heyyyy you guys!"

 

[USABlue]

i wouldnt even take lennon on loan even if they didnt want kev. all pace and nothing else.

 

[tmgc]

do you have any proof kev want's out? Oooooo he took a peno from baines and the daily fail linked him to spurs. he defo hates the club and is begging to leave. It's all media nonsense

That Belgian journalist Kristoff something said he wants out, not impressed with the moules frites on offer at the lobster pot apparently, also he got into a bit of bother for abusing a staff member in there who called him an animal after he ordered chips with mayonaise.

The staff member involved is the partner of local hard man Pete Price who has vowed to get revenge, Mirallas knows a quick squirt of the water bottle won't stop this fella, in fact it will only get him excited.