January 2015 transfer window ( No GIFs allowed )(Nor fish puns ffs)

[madkiwi]

It will probably work out like this,
Distan to West Ham
Reid to spurs
Kaboul to Everton

Local paper is saying Reid to Spurs.

West Ham probably figure we just want Distin off the books...

We've got some room with his and Eto'o's wages freed up.

 

[N.S.N.O.]

Not long now until Natalie Sawyer time.

*checks to see that wearing strong pants

Natalie is the only reason for watching tonight....

 

[tmgc]

Anyone think we should have a look at re-signing Jack RODwell?

Reel it in lid.

 

[ianefc]

We've plenty of money... Iv seen the bank balance.

Is there a really clever fish based joke in there mate?

 

[matty1878]

Don't you worry - Bill's on the phone awaiting to have his Wonga application accepted as we speak!

When you have a meff of a chairman you can't sign players as you like

 

[Donald Twain]

Highlight of the day so far, Phil the nose Trying his best to hide the fact he knows absolutely nothing about Juan Cuadrado. They've hit a new low this year.

I thought that at 8.30 am mate.

 

[icburns]

So many fish puns I thought we'd signed Shoal Anemone.....

(Sorry mods)

Fixed.

 

[nsno-chris]

Do you think he even nose what he's talking about? Ooops...

Very good

 

[ianefc]

Reel it in lid.

I knew someone would bite......Hook, line and sinker

 

[blue61]

Thank goodness the fish puns have stopped, still no sign of Alex Oxtail Chamberlain then?

 

[TheFinnFan]

ANY TIME NOW SOME UNEXPECTED ITK HERO COMES IN AND LANDS A JIZZ BOMB

 

[AdaBrummieblue]

Good God man!!!

Freudian slip!

 

[Tramps_mate]

Is there a really clever fish based joke in there mate?

No...

 

[Eggs]

I want 1000 pages by 11pm and no one signed. Worst thread in history?

....regardless I have to say I like transfer deadline day.

 

[matty1878]

Local paper is saying Reid to Spurs.

West Ham probably figure we just want Distin off the books...

We've got some room with his and Eto'o's wages freed up.

Room for the summer war chest?