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January 2018 transfer window thread.

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According to my inside sources, we've bid 5 million for Chris Kum, a left back pllaying for Roda JC Kerkrade

That guy is 32? 5m for a 32 year old left back when we already have a LB over 30 who is significantly better.

...the transfermarket website says he’s a CB and he has less than 6 months left on his contract. The information might be right as a stop gap but £5m seems a bit steep.
 
Part of the cheeky Nandos, Ibiza going, snap back wearing, seat sniffing scene in Southampton.

See Adam Lallana and any other players they have produced like that knock off version of Jack Colback they had.

Happy though as he’s not Martina and if he can learn to use his head he could be a top player with a good manager.

Seat sniffing??
 
What do these new players think of this club?

Welcome cenk and Theo, you will form our new attack going forwards. What we want you to do is run around whilst the defence hoofs it 50 yards all game. Oh don't worry, the midfield will be nowhere near you when we do this so you do have to take the whole opposition defence on by yourself. Yes theo? That's right, exactly what we did with lukaku. Now if the rest of the lads decide to adventure past the half way line, chances are they will give the ball away or pass it backwards so it's your job to get the ball off them as quick as possible and only pass it to each other. It's on your shoulders now, go and win us games.

Oh and one more thing lads, no matter how good you play by yourself, the defence may balls up despite being 8 of them back there so it may all be for nothing, but if we make it to half time at 0-0 then we always have a chance eh?
 



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