January Transfer Thread 2017

[bluestevon]

@orly

Happy New year, so far broke my phone screen on my wifes inhaler, knocked her full glass of martini all over our bed, sliced my thin open making a crab salad, lit two ciggies the wrong way round and managed to get the dog drunk by leaving my gkassbif lawsons on the floor.

But this would even it all out and make a cracking new year.

 

[ijjysmith]

If we signed Van Dijk then Mikey will ejaculate for the entirety of 2017. And I'm not cleaning that up. Again.

 

[Goat]

Happy New year, so far broke my phone screen on my wifes inhaler, knocked her full glass of martini all over our bed, sliced my thin open making a crab salad, lit two ciggies the wrong way round and managed to get the dog drunk by leaving my gkassbif lawsons on the floor.

But this would even it all out and make a cracking new year.

 

[ijjysmith]

Get out of here with your crazy clocks.

Read that as clogs rather than clocks first time. And it still worked.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Get out of here with your crazy clocks.

Wasting precious time here I tell you. We Dutch already live in 2017

 

[bluestevon]

Is right goat, nowt better than Russia at New year mate Tbh

 

[Goat]

Read that as clogs rather than clocks first time. And it still worked.

Just wait till we sign my boy Seb Haller.

 

[royalbalou]

I'm already fuming. 37 minutes in and we still haven't signed Depay and van Dijk.

It's a leap second apparently...Gives us more time to get the deals over the line

 

[COYBL25]

Read that as clogs rather than clocks first time. And it still worked.

I read it as " cocks " at first.

Time to stop drinking

 

[Bilko]

ok, why haven't we signed anyone yet ffs, blah blah blah......it's a joke, we're [Poor language removed]........happy new year blues !

 

[Tin-Tin]

Trust Everton to announce a transfer at 00.01 on the day the transfer window opens, only for the deal to be this

 

[neil999]

Trust Everton to announce a transfer at 00.01 on the day the transfer window opens, only for the deal to be this

V strange

 

[nsno-chris]

Let the £103.6m spunk fest begin

 

[Ring master]

Good Job Everton didnt say we have transfer news comming up,on that outgoing move,the internet would have broke,they like to wind us up

 

[chrissyjack]

No signings yet

Moshiri , Koeman , Walsh OUT ffs