January Transfer Thread 2020

[MikeH72]

It`s one of is finest and deserves hanging in the wummery hall of fame.

Creased at the inclusion of Baines on the list of staff he’d sack as well.

 

[everton fan number one]

Money, first team footy, place in a Euros squad or international team in the summer.

That's a good answer actually.

 

[Pabbers]

Mad really....but not surprising. Almost every striker/player ppl on here cried about us not getting, has flopped.

 

[nsno-chris]

You think I'd betray the privacy of the hundreds of supporters?

Sorry.

I’ll take: “things that didn’t happen” for 100 please Alex

 

[Groucho]

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

Dave mate, I get that the points you raise are close to your heart but scrapping BMD? Come on fella.

 

[blulouie]

Ancelotti

Carlo

Papa Carlo

Don Carlo

Carlo Magnifico

Carlo Fantastico

 

[MikeH72]

It's a plan that would get this club off the floor.

It certainly isn’t.

 

[maccavennie]

Don Carlo

Carlo Magnifico

Carlo Fantastico

I don't know why but when I hear Carlo Fantastico I just want a Cornetto

Damn the missus not purchasing a nice box of Cornettos

 

[Bungle]

Clueless? Really?

Since I posted my manifesto you wouldn't believe the number of likes and inbox messages of support I've received.

The people have spoken. And if I'm "clueless" then so are they.

Absolutely gone at this, tremendous stuff.

 

[ToffeeLee1878]

Why does everyone think top class players are keen to come and play on loan at everton as a try out?

We
Have a top class manager who agreed to manage Schneiderlein,Davies
And Walcott

 

[LocalNative]

sweet jesus

 

[jimmythenut]

Absolutely gone at this, tremendous stuff.

Always enjoyed his contribution to the forum and his opinion but I'm finally done. Blocked and never wanting to hear his rants again. Any Everton supporter who doesn't want BMD stadium and wants a Goodison Park regeneration can just get out of my face.

 

[Lelouch]

Always enjoyed his contribution to the forum and his opinion but I'm finally done. Blocked and never wanting to hear his rants again. Any Everton supporter who doesn't want BMD stadium and wants a Goodison Park regeneration can just get out of my face.

he won't believe it's happening until Big Dunc is laying out the cones on BMD freshly imported Italian grass.

 

[GP_Monty]

There is nothing Dave can't do, he's an expert at everything. See's the whole of the moon, apparently. And definitely, definitely isn't a self-parodying middle aged man who gets really cross on the internet, with made up sources about the Niasse transfer.

Is he the same Dave K as Dave Kelly on twitter? Genuine question, another absolute loon.

 

[PepeSabby]

Baines, Ferguson, Jeffers, Ebbrell, Unsworth all clearing their lockers on day one.

Brands told to clear his office and the DoF post scrapped for all time the club is under my control.

Kenwright barred from Goodison forever and stripped of all lingering powers.

Dismissal of the chugger and the hiring of a CEO worthy of the name with massive corporate experience and feel for football.

Dump the fantasy BMD stadium scheme and declare we'll rebuild Goodison.

Hand cash to Ancelotti and only Ancelotti for transfers.


...they'd be my first week's tasks.

This is fantastic. It's the "build a wall and make the Mexicans pay for it" of football talks.

Make Everton Great Again.