January Transfer Window 2023

[ProZ]

We can’t win or lose the window.

We are actually a none runner

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

I can pretty much predict what will happen here. Thelwell will take the fall (even though he is only a part of this shambles) and will be gone way before the end of the season. The board will stay in post and the board will dispense with the DoF model and hand all power to Dyche. Because that's what Everton do when things get bad - they won't innovate, they'll go further backwards.

Calling it now.

 

[coollino]

SSN reporting that we're linked to Mexican under-21 striker Canhita Barndooro.

From memory he's tall, quick, just a little raw with his finishing. Get him in FFS.

I don't even know if this is a joke or not

 

[Azzurri]

10 minutes to go before the nightclub closes, all this.

How are you doing? No ok…

Do I recognise you from somewhere? No no not like that I was just asking.

Any chance you want to join Everton mate? What’s that? Oh ok, doesn’t matter.

 

[Mashtray]

Rather spend the money on analysts and scouts to plan for life in the championship

 

[brownmola]

Cho Gue-sung - Korean national team striker. Get him in, he'll cost less than Per Krodrup.

 

[LocalNative]

Do well to find a recruitment team worse than ours

I actually don't know if we have one beyond Kev's Sky Sports subscription

 

[john jako]

Still 6 hours left to get 5-6 in

 

[IllinoisBlue]

Few hours left yet mate. Let's wait and see. Positive vibes. We need at the very least a Gordon replacement

Michael Keane is the Gordon replacement. More goals and more assists than Gordon in same time.

 

[bluejohn66]

Writing On The Wall yesterday by Dyche..... " Yes we're looking but we shouldn't overlook what we've got "

 

[windymiller]

Imagine appointing Sean Dyche to save you from relegation, selling one of your academy's best prospects in years and then not buying anyone, all while sitting joint bottom of the league after scoring only 15 goals in 20 matches. That would be utterly mental.

 

[wm02]

SSN reporting that we're linked to Mexican under-21 striker Canhita Barndooro.

From memory he's tall, quick, just a little raw with his finishing. Get him in FFS.

 

[BlueToff]

Do well to find a recruitment team worse than ours

remember they're 'good people' though.

 

[LocalNative]

Cho Gue-sung - Korean national team striker. Get him in, he'll cost less than Per Krodrup.

Slightly disappointed that this is a real person not gonna lie

 

[mahermi1]

Again, a little bit louder for those at the back, the transfer window lasts for 31 days and not 1.

You know Bill loves the Theatre of the last day..true story when he was owner he waited as long as possible before making a signing, reasoning being, why pay players wages to sit on the beach.