January Transfer Window 2023

[The binman chronicles]

We've scored 15 goals. 15. Joint bottom. Sold two of our forwards since the summer. For a combined 100million. We have brought no forwards in this window in NO FORWARDS!! I'm livid.

You forgot Rondon too. He could have been the one to bag us the goals we need under Dyche...

 

[billyblue80]

Ayew he's on a free too! hahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahah

 

[hktoffee]

HERE WE GO

Here is the striker.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Sky sports news laughing at us

What’s new there?they‘ve detested us since the inception of the PL,dunno why,maybe it’s just because we aren’t their little red and white darlings,that said even us dyed in the wool evertonians are laughing at ourselves,its the preferable alternative to crying!!!

 

[toffeemeister77]

I'm losing me mind you know, how on earth have we not signed anyone

It honestly beggars beleif. It's like they have just given up. I thought we required at least 2 or 3 first team competiive Premier League players just to stand a fighting chance.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Here is the striker.

Christ he’s got a head like 50 pence piece????

 

[Runub]

HERE WE GO

May as well get Rondon back as well ?‍

 

[DL100]

Thelwell should be heavily questioned now. This is a farce

 

[Jokerdan]

Nobody wants to come to this ramshackle of a Club. Even Batshuye appears to have turned his nose up at us, according to SSN, because he wants a more 'stable project'.

Its like we are currently a pariah of a Club.

 

[DanB90]

HERE WE GO

That is one unfortunately shaped skull.

 

[Milkman]

Well done Kev. You've got your man.

 

[barneygumble]

Ayew is better than nothing, but Christ almighty.

How can Ayew potentially be our only signing, when we needed 3-4 at minimum.

 

[coollino]

HERE WE GO

His scoring reckon isn't that bad actually, expected it to be far worse

 

[Oddson]

10 more goals I assume.

Lucky to score half that ?

 

[kenada_blue]

Would you jump on a sinking ship, even if you were paid to? Of course not. Coming to Everton at the moment could spell the death of one’s career and reputation as a player.

Loans mate. Most of the deals this January have been loads. We can't even do that.

Ramsey from Villa. Djed Spence from Spurs. Bryan Gill, Mckennie, Cunha, Woods...

1 of them on loan would've improved us.