January Transfer Window 2023

[alwaysblue]

Give me D - Dyche-irable
Give me I - Ineffective
Give me S - super salary
Give me C - such a crock, he
Give me Oh - ver-paid!

The-I-S-C-O
He is the I-S-C-O

You've had that ready for a while haha

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

The idea of Isco and Ayew playing for a Dyche side, whilst exhibiting the physiques of characters from Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps, at least has major comedy value ?. Unlike Nutty Professor 2, actually!

 

[Bebeto]

Failed a medical with Union Berlin like 3 days ago

But, magic in those boots

It wasn't medical...I believe it was to do with the salary offered...I think Berlin changed offer at the last minute and isco of course wasn't particularly please with it

 

[tellmema]

Failed a medical with Union Berlin like 3 days ago

But, magic in those boots

Cake more like......

 

[kenada_blue]

No doubt Isco would cost us abar £10mill for a free agent

 

[Bebeto]

To be fair he is today a much better player than Gordon...could be a good move but only if the player sort his attitude out and is prepare to work...

 

[kenada_blue]

Failed a medical with Union Berlin like 3 days ago

But, magic in those boots

Passed his medical. He and his agent changed the deal they negotiated for more money they couldn't afford.

 

[Goat]

Failed a medical with Union Berlin like 3 days ago

But, magic in those boots

I read he passed the medical.

 

[Nymzee]

I read he passed the medical.

He did

 

[Connor]

I read he passed the medical.

I read he failed but also seeing reports saying he passed

Who knows. Magic.

 

[MikeH72]

Isco used to be unbelievable but he is an absolute fat mess at this moment in time.

 

[Drico]

You've had that ready for a while haha

Ottawan were a guilty pleasure.

Headlocks, Kenwright, Headlocks
Give me good times Billy Billy, good times, Billy Billy
All your lies, liies, liieess
All of your li-eye-eyes

 

[Dwight K Schrute]

I guess, and this is proper clutching at straws territory, if Dyche wanted Ayew and Isco, they are the kind of signings Allardyce built his career on. Getting a tune out of them when they were washed up free transfers. Dyche is the heir apparent to the Allardyce model of coaching.

Maybe. Certainly need a spark from somewhere and unfortunately, there doesn't appear to be any talent forward positions even close to being able to step up from the academy.

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

I once saw Isco score a hat-trick as a youth playing for his country. I know he's ended up at Real Madrid along the way but it's gone so, so wrong for him career wise. He would be quite fitting for us you could say.

 

[Curtis]

Can you imagine isco looking at that dyche training clip where they're sprinting intensely and just being horrified