January Transfer Window 2023

[chicoazul]

OK guys just scouted Danjo (unchained) on Youey.

Pros-
- rapid
- skilful
- excellent vision
- selfless

Cons-
- goes to ground easy
- can over elaborate
- adaption period will be needed for PL
- never heard of him 20 mins ago
- YouTube only shows best bits
- I’m not a football scout
- I’ve had sex with another human so unsure why I’m scouting players online
- @MaupsGoat will worship him which means he will turn out turd
- if he wants to sign for Everton then he cray

Click and follow please guys.

 

[Donegal blue]

OK guys just scouted Danjo (unchained) on Youey.

Pros-
- rapid
- skilful
- excellent vision
- selfless

Cons-
- goes to ground easy
- can over elaborate
- adaption period will be needed for PL
- never heard of him 20 mins ago
- YouTube only shows best bits
- I’m not a football scout
- I’ve had sex with another human so unsure why I’m scouting players online
- @MaupsGoat will worship him which means he will turn out turd
- if he wants to sign for Everton then he cray

Click and follow please guys.

Lost it lad, absolutely lost it , haha.

 

[billyblue80]

 

[Jebus_lives]

Fair enough, I read somewhere he hadn't left the Russian league obviously that was wrong lol.

Still played in crap leagues and his time in Italy was 9 apperences in serie B where he scored 0 goals and 2 assists.

Point Still stands that hes just a journeyman whos done nothing but play in crap leagues. Who the people crying we havent singed anyone would be loosing their minds if we had signed him.

Oh these boards would be fuming if he signed here. Make no mistake about that.

 

[blueconverse]

6 in 41 games in a poor league. Amazing scouting there

 

[Blue peter]

Lampard has said there are funds, and it was confirmed that we made bids for Brereton at the end of the transfer window as well- how much we have is a different question. Maybe we could do a 40M deal if it's only 3M upfront!

We could always purchase through Klarna!

 

[Jebus_lives]

What’s a Dango?

Steals babies in the outback I think.

 

[billyblue80]

A 20 year old right winger with pace and threat yes

 

[Donegal blue]

We don't have time for him to find himself.

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Sexy stats. Yes for me

 

[blulouie]

Needs to work on his passing & dribbling.

He'll fit rar in.

 

[MikeH72]

Shouldn't wingers be 3rd priority behind a striker and creative CM?

Hahaha no mate.

 

[Rita_Poon]

We don't have time for him to find himself.

other of our players or even the back of the net sounds just fine...

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

Anyone other than Everton would’ve probably been able to get that Dango fella for about £10m. Every team in the world smells us coming a mile away now.

Tbf Watford got their pants pulled down for Sarr, Southampton with Boufal and Arsenal with pepe. Seems the prem just like to spend loads on french league African wingers.

 

[Connor]

Cons-
- @MaupsGoat will worship him which means he will turn out turd