Jelavic Injury?

[TheFinnFan]

Thinking about him and Strac up front gives me a semi.

me too, and slight happydrop too

 

[ijjysmith]

He'll get injured scoring a last minute overhead winner for Croatia.

 

[Matt Damon]

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/groinhernia.htm
Having had a double hernia myself both operated on successfully, (a sports patch was fitted).I can reassure you that one week later i was back at work and took up my running and cycling 3 weeks later,with some minor discomfort.

Took me two weeks following my bilateral laproscopic inguinal hernia repair. I had a lot of bruising. One to three weeks is typical for pretty much full recovery.

You can have the surgery in the morning and be home in the afternoon these days as its key hole surgery.

 

[Roztitute]

Seeing as Jelavic has gone off for a Croatia game, I wonder if he is fit and ready to go against QPR?

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Word on the grapevine is this is Rangers revenge.
We flogged them Ball ages ago with a really knackered knee, took their money and ran. So when they knew we wanted Jelavic, they tranq'd him and all danced a conga on his limp body. Hence, he's goosed long term.

 

[Ring master]

This sounds about right,back from injury just in time to play international football,only to get injured and come back to us and be out for weeks-[provided he is fit and plays]-will watch his return if picked on wednesday

 

[Del]

Serves Moyes right playing the lad when he clearly wasent ready

 

[Matt Damon]

Serves Moyes right playing the lad when he clearly wasent ready

Those types of injury can occur at any time in males post puberty.

Nothing to do with Moyes.

Paul Scholes has had this same injury about six times in his career.

 

[Del]

Those types of injury can occur at any time post puberty in males.

Nothing to do with Moyes.

Its always Moyes Matt, When will you learn?

 

[Matt Damon]

Its always Moyes Matt, When will you learn?

Just shows you're a Moyes Out beaut.

Talking Tosh.

 

[Del]

Just shows you're a Moyes Out beaut.

Talking Tosh.

Moyes injurys players by playing them when there not ready lad Facht

 

[BigBlueBalls]

Took me two weeks following my bilateral laproscopic inguinal hernia repair. I had a lot of bruising. One to three weeks is typical for pretty much full recovery.

You can have the surgery in the morning and be home in the afternoon these days as its key hole surgery.

Anyway, I'm late to this thread, what has puberty got to do with anything, has Jelly caught his lash in his zipper?

 

[Matt Damon]

Moyes injurys players by playing them when there not ready lad Facht

Fail.

 

[Matt Damon]

Anyway, I'm late to this thread, what has puberty got to do with anything, has Jelly caught his lash in his zipper?

Puberty causes a weakness in the inguinal muscle lining to occur as the gonads drop lad. Biological FACHT.

Hence males are more prone to this type of injury. Especially when doing sport.

 

[Del]

Fail.

I know but it wont let me edit the post,Hey what you gonna do?