Jeremy Clarkson

[Tubey]

Tubey in stirring the pot shock.
You're just a poor man's Davek mate.

Says the poor mod's Tubey...

 

[Tubey]

Makes me wonder if The Esk likes your post because Tubey is abusing Top Gear viewers or is it because The Esk also likes they are being abused.

I'm not abusing Top Gear viewers, I'm just describing them accurately. Also, if I were abusing them, they'd be too thick to know it.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I'd rank them in this order;

May > Clarkson >>>>> Hammond.

as others have said, may is just a good bloke and clarkson's arrogance is actually quite endearing. Hammond though, don't know what it is but at best I nothing him.

 

[Toffeelover]

I'm not abusing Top Gear viewers, I'm just describing them accurately. Also, if I were abusing them, they'd be too thick to know it.

Sorry mate for the incorrect interpretation, Goat's post confused me.

 

[roydo]

I'm not abusing Top Gear viewers, I'm just describing them accurately. Also, if I were abusing them, they'd be too thick to know it.

True. What you on about again?

 

[Tubey]

True. What you on about again?

Whether foie gras is a delicacy or animal abuse. I was getting to it gradually.

 

[roydo]

Whether foie gras is a delicacy or animal abuse. I was getting to it gradually.

Lost me

*turns on Dave*

 

[Woolly Blue]

Says the poor mod's Tubey...

You'll always have my vote for mod mate.
It's the rest of them that won't have you, they don't see your qualities like I do.

 

[Tubey]

Lost me

*turns on Davek*

How does one do this?

 

[Woolly Blue]

How does one do this?

Stroke his knee while whispering "Bobby loves you" in his ear ?

 

[Tubey]

You'll always have my vote for mod mate.
It's the rest of them that won't have you, they don't see your qualities like I do.

My downfall is that I don't have the money to bribe Tx_Bill, which is understandable as I'd have to have wealth equivalent to the GDP of Belgium to actually offer him something marginally tempting.

 

[Woolly Blue]

My downfall is that I don't have the money to bribe Tx_Bill, which is understandable as I'd have to have wealth equivalent to the GDP of Belgium to actually offer him something marginally tempting.

Price of oil is still low.
Offer him two pasties and a kit kat and see how it goes.

 

[The Esk]

Makes me wonder if The Esk likes your post because Tubey is abusing Top Gear viewers or is it because The Esk also likes they are being abused.

Both !

 

[Azzurri]

I actually hate the man. Genuine hate.

Whenever I see his horrible face it makes me angry. Hopefully he can't take being binned and pisses off to a 3rd world country never to be seen again, taking Hammond with him.

 

[Azzurri]

I feel for this country if we lose one of our most loved broadcasters, people lambasting him and ordering their own forms of justice before they know the full facts

pathetic

Really Pat? Ffs, I liked you as well.