Jesse Lingard

[LostLegend]

This thread is the exact point where parody and reality collide on this site.

I genuinely can’t tell the tongue in cheek comments from the real ones

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

The guy is a walking meme with literally ZERO attacking returns in all of 2019. NO goals or assists.

I know, stats are for fools, mind

 

[davek]

I like him. He comes from deep, he takes opponents on and is always looking to drive to the box. He doesn't get enough goals, for sure. But I think he makes a lot happen around him.

 

[Deleted member 48881]

scenes

 

[hallamblue]

I like him. He comes from deep, he takes opponents on and is always looking to drive to the box. He doesn't get enough goals, for sure. But I think he makes a lot happen around him.

So like Iwobi only without the goals?

 

[davek]

So like Iwobi only without the goals?

Different to Iwobi. Lingard comes from very deep and carries the ball centrally. Iwobi tends to stay wider...and he's useless to boot.

I like Lingard's energy and movement and aggression.

 

[Zezti]

SAY 'NO!'
to Man Utd cast-offs​

 

[COYBL25]

I like him. He comes from deep, he takes opponents on and is always looking to drive to the box. He doesn't get enough goals, for sure. But I think he makes a lot happen around him.

Different to Iwobi. Lingard comes from very deep and carries the ball centrally. Iwobi tends to stay wider...and he's useless to boot.

I like Lingard's energy and movement and aggression.

Some top quality bait laying there lol

 

[Pittsburgh Footy]

Some top quality bait laying there lol

I refuse to feed the troll. Clearly these are troll posts of the highest order

 

[davek]

Some top quality bait laying there lol

Nope.

I know a decent player when I see one.

I dont feel the need to be herded like sheep into a view of this player as inept. I see inept every week in blue shirts. Lingard isn't in that bracket.

 

[irishtony1878]

Lingard ………. Man U's Theo Walcott.
United fans can't stand him.
What is it about Man U cast offs? did we put this into Rooney's contract that we have to sell our decent players to them and buy back all of their crap?

 

[crazyguy]

I like him. He comes from deep, he takes opponents on and is always looking to drive to the box. He doesn't get enough goals, for sure. But I think he makes a lot happen around him.

Enough goals?? He has ZERO goals or assists this season in the League. He has one goal and one assist in all competitions! He only had 4 goals in all of 2018-2019. Headless chicken speed merchant.

 

[gaino92]

I see Dave is throwing the bait out early on this one

 

[crazyguy]

Youngsters like this are exactly the type of player we need to be going for. It's a yes from me. He'd combine well with Iwobi playing just off the front man.

Youngster?! He is 27 ffs!

 

[PDAWG]

Young pacey forward, it's what we are screaming out for