Transfer Rumour Johan Bakayoko

[johnjoeefc]

Let's get him. This is the sort of profile of player we should get instead of people like Harrison or gnonto in my opinion. Cheaper and just as much chance of being successful

 

[Bebeto]

Let's get him. This is the sort of profile of player we should get instead of people like Harrison or gnonto in my opinion. Cheaper and just as much chance of being successful

Not so sure about cheaper...I can see psv asking for 30 millions plus...

 

[maccavennie]

Supported everton as a boy of course

I know we always laugh at stuff like this, but apparently it's true

His mum is called Mike Walker Bakayoko, his dad is David Bakayoko Unsworth and he has 3 brothers called Stuart, Barlow & Brett and a sister Angell

Proper blues I've heard.

 

[Eggs]

As someone who is an incredibly unfunny person I genuinely think that the wiki edits are possibly the least funny part of any transfer rumour and there's not been one that's actually any good, I'll die on this hill.

….I presume the player will see this or at least be told of it. His reaction would be interesting.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I’m sure you do mate.
I just wanted to get in first with some top notch, laugh out loud forum banter.

lol Kin stop it lad. Just spat my tea everywhere ffs

 

[Runub]

I know we always laugh at stuff like this, but apparently it's true

His mum is called Mike Walker Bakayoko, his dad is David Bakayoko Unsworth and he has 3 brothers called Stuart, Barlow & Brett and a sister Angell

Proper blues I've heard.

What’s his dog called? Maupay?

 

[ValBlue]

Let's get him. This is the sort of profile of player we should get instead of people like Harrison or gnonto in my opinion. Cheaper and just as much chance of being successful

Harrison is fine, especially considering he cost us absolutely nothing up front. If anything, Bakayoko is a better option than Gnonto purely because he’s a right winger rather than get another left winger.
Bakayoko probably way more expensive though…

 

[Eggs]

Would love this to be true. Not being negative, but just can't see it

….especially if he asks Brands about the club.

 

[Rich1878]

….especially if he asks Brands about the club.

Branthwaite needs to get on the phone, ASAP

 

[maccavennie]

What’s his dog called? Maupay?

Spencer

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Any relation to Ibrahima Bakayoko? Just joshing, I'm guessing that's as common a name as Smith or Jones in African countries.

More importantly, his Wiki bio seems to indicate he's perfect for us.

 

[maccavennie]

Never heard of him and for that reason he won't be coming in.

Best Wishes

Your Chairman

 

[Wizard]

What’s his dog called? Maupay?

Pawpay

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

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We’ve got at his wiki already

Any relation to Ibrahima Bakayoko? Just joshing, I'm guessing that's as common a name as Smith or Jones in African countries.

More importantly, his Wiki bio seems to indicate he's perfect for us.

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Beat me to it. That'll teach me to not read the preceding pages.

 

[blue to the bone]

Just pay the money



I only posted this to help it get to 5 pages @MikeH72