Jokes Thread

[Rita_Poon]

Reform UK: Stephen Hartley suspended after pro-Jimmy Savile tweets

Stephen Hartley was announced as a Reform UK candidate in the Banbury Hardwick ward, but has since been suspended.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Milk]

A pen doctor showed up at my flat last night. She had travelled all the way from Madrid to fix my broken Biro.

“I didn’t expect you”, I said.

“Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician”, she replied..

 

[Tommy Chong]