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Jokes Thread
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Tommy Chong
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I laughed at this way more than I expected
Milk
Udderly delicious
When I got home I found a note from my wife saying she had gone out for a few drinks with her mates and that she had left me some dinner that just needed reheating.
As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there.
After some foreplay, I f****d her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating.
"Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled.
As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!
As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there.
After some foreplay, I f****d her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating.
"Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled.
As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!