Bluecranks
Player Valuation: £950k
I'm too young to have seen Gordon West play for Everton, but I did see him play for Tranmere as a lad. One game in particular, I remember his shorts ripped. The sight of his wide open shorts flapping away as he flew through the air was burnt into my young mind. A perfect illustration of how professionalism and greater athleticism are a bigger part of the game today - I'm not sure how I would describe the late career Gordon West's arse, but it would not be "tight".And he's even got a tight ass.