Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[Bungle]

bloody hell this thread has turned into an episode of homes under the hammer ffs!!

I've created a spin off called homies under the hammer, each day we beat a homie with a hammer until they give up the location of Juan Mata.

I agree it needs some work.

 

[AmericanBlue]

bloody hell this thread has turned into an episode of homes under the hammer ffs!!

Really made me laugh, thanks for that. I mean a real deep belly laugh. I am home alone and laughing. HAHAHA

 

[AlexC]

Has anyone pointed out that mata already lives in the northwest?

No

 

[Angel Delight]

Has he signed yet?

 

[neil999]

I've created a spin off called homies under the hammer, each day we beat a homie with a hammer until they give up the location of Juan Mata.

I agree it needs some work.

all ideas have to start somewhere, any idea of hosts?

 

[Titus Bramble]

No

Just checking...

 

[Bungle]

all ideas have to start somewhere, any idea of hosts?

Ron Atkinson

 

[Ashtonian]

Mate of mine who is an estate agent is saying he has two clients looking for specific houses in the area. Bit odd requests though.

One is asking for a big enough bathroom for ample hair products such specialised hair combs and stuff.

the other is asking for a big enough kitchen to cook paella.

Might be random info i gave you though.

 

[Angel Delight]

Mate of mine who is an estate agent is saying he has two clients looking for specific houses in the area. Bit odd requests though.

One is asking for a big enough bathroom for ample hair products such specialised hair combs and stuff.

the other is asking for a big enough kitchen to cook paella.

Might be random info i gave you though.

It's good to see you have posted this inside information without having to resort to lazy stereotypes!

 

[maccavennie]

I've created a spin off called homies under the hammer, each day we beat a homie with a hammer until they give up the location of Juan Mata.

I agree it needs some work.

no work required on that idea, that's an itv4 hit if ever I've heard one!

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

I've created a spin off called homies under the hammer, each day we beat a homie with a hammer until they give up the location of Juan Mata.

I agree it needs some work.

I'd watch it.

 

[royalblue66]

Someone I know works at an hairdressers in Formby, someone called Mrs Mata booked an appointment for next Tuesday, just a bit of info like.

 

[Bud McBlokeski]

Mate of mine who is an estate agent is saying he has two clients looking for specific houses in the area. Bit odd requests though.

One is asking for a big enough bathroom for ample hair products such specialised hair combs and stuff.

the other is asking for a big enough kitchen to cook paella.

Might be random info i gave you though.

This was the first thing to make me genuinely laugh out loud on this miserable Monday.

 

[anton66]

Mate of mine who is an estate agent is saying he has two clients looking for specific houses in the area. Bit odd requests though.

One is asking for a big enough bathroom for ample hair products such specialised hair combs and stuff.

the other is asking for a big enough kitchen to cook paella.

Might be random info i gave you though.

Fellaini fronts a new series of Ready Steady Cook?

 

[AlexC]

Someone I know works at an hairdressers in Formby, someone called Mrs Mata booked an appointment for next Tuesday, just a bit of info like.

We'll ive just came to a conclusion, we're signing a woman for the no.10 position aren't we