Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[Bungle]

Finger on the pulse again mate?

I don't have a pulse mate, should I be worried?

 

[Joey66]

Deary me. I've seen Kopites on the tweeter genuinely saying that Mane is better than Mata.

Wow.

Mane had a big row with Koeman so no chance of us signing him they got him cheap IMO!
Let's hope their Southampton signings all seem to not produce the form when they were with Southampton!

 

[neil999]

I don't have a pulse mate, should I be worried?

Cup of tea should sort it

 

[AaronTheBlue]

don't get your hopes up yet like lads, probably still a long way to go on this one.


(please sign him right now everton)

 

[Neiziro]

Ah for Christ's sake. Saga over already then.

At the end of the day, we're just plucky little Everton anyway.

Welcome Nani.

 

[andy4efc]

Juan Ma-ter would be better.

 

[deipnosophist]

Ah for Christ's sake. Saga over already then.

At the end of the day, we're just plucky little Everton anyway.

Welcome Nani.

...we've signed Emma Thompson??

 

[HokieToffee]

When can I start wanking it?

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Deary me. I've seen Kopites on the tweeter genuinely saying that Mane is better than Mata.

Wow.

They were totally right on Benteke and Origi being well better than Lukaku though. Great going from the kopites there.

 

[Tubey]

Lad?

 

[roydo]

When can I start wanking it?

First post. Watch the language mate.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

When can I start wanking it?

Apparently that depends how much you fancy Emma Thompson?

 

[deipnosophist]

When can I start wanking it?

the Juan Ma-ter reading suggests you should be rummaging through your sock draw as we speak

 

[matty1878]

Nobody knows nothing as ever... Well some might but loads make it up! A rumour just goes into over drive!

 

[Somerset Blue]

...we've signed Emma Thompson??

Nah, Wendy Craig mate.