manners cost nothing...
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manners cost nothing...
tim cahill
Player Valuation: £50m
Perhaps there's no more to tell.
He loves it.....
This.
Mata is training at Utd, we are training in Austria.
A deal is most likely still being worked on by representatives of all parties.
What'sa Mata You?
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Gotta no respect
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Gotta no respect
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Ashtonian
Banned on request
shut up your face
evertonfootballclub
Player Valuation: £6m
Must be Kenwright doing the negotiations still.
BK: We are interested in Mr Mata. Would he be available for transfer?
United: Sure! He isn't in our plans this season, but we have a firm asking price of 25m pounds.
BK: I'm prepared to make an offer here and now for 10m.
United: Like we said, the asking price is 25m. We have many interested parties so don't need to budge too much on price.
BK: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but I am a West End theatre director and could really make this worth your while to deal with us. How does 10m plus the front row to tonight's showing of Oliver sound?
United: Sir, with all due respect, we have pointed out the asking price several times now. Would you like to make a more reasonable offer?
BK: 11m?
<phone goes dead>
BK: We are interested in Mr Mata. Would he be available for transfer?
United: Sure! He isn't in our plans this season, but we have a firm asking price of 25m pounds.
BK: I'm prepared to make an offer here and now for 10m.
United: Like we said, the asking price is 25m. We have many interested parties so don't need to budge too much on price.
BK: I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but I am a West End theatre director and could really make this worth your while to deal with us. How does 10m plus the front row to tonight's showing of Oliver sound?
United: Sir, with all due respect, we have pointed out the asking price several times now. Would you like to make a more reasonable offer?
BK: 11m?
<phone goes dead>
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Still hurts to this day that that pile of plop kept vienna off number 1 when i was a lad
Joe Dolce kicks Midge Ure's backside lar!
I'm pretty sure the deals taking a long time because Mosh keeps throwing in hilarious puns at every opportunity involving Mata's names.
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
But did he ever single handedly feed all the Children of Africa at Christmas
I THOUGHT NOT!!!!
Ashtonian
Banned on request
I feel we've hit new lows in this thread.
I think we should sign a football player soon
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