Just got myself a job.

[a2b chris]

made up for you danny

be able to get the ale in then

 

[Dylan]

My wife is a QVC queen!!!!

She wants to know if she can get a discount when she buys stuff for her family!

 

[Rook]

Congrats! Hope you enjoy your time at the big Q.

 

[TX Bill]

By the way, see if you can't procure me some leftover inventory that doesn't sell. Could be anything.


*Picturing Tom Hanks opening up Fed Ex boxes of random crap*

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Finished training tonight. (well, the classroom stuff). Absolutely shattering week. Been walking round in a trance because of tiredness.

Some proper eye candy in work though to keep me awake.

 

[Dylan]

Do one on the photocopier

 

[little curly alan ball]

The birds are extremely easy here mate.

Cuba awaits you.

can i have an invite too ?? ill sellotape me willy to me ankle again . gotta be said , cuban chicks are vvv foxxxyy !!! lcab , still on [Poor language removed] st . domingo .

 

[monty]

Do one on the photocopier

Why on earth would he want to dump on the photocopier, you Americans have some very strange hobbies

 

[Dylan]

It's better than the janitors closet!

 

[monty]

It's better than the janitors closet!

Is that like dustmans knock?

 

[Robert Jarvis]

2 points to add

Danny, don't take your girl friend.

LCAB, you must have very short legs.