Royal Blue Jersey
Player Valuation: £35m
Kev is the real deal.
Quote it b!tches
I went there.
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Kev is the real deal.
Quote it b!tches
Does Jelavic or Mirallas get the assist for Osmans first goal? Haha.
Jelavic. Which proves how stupid assists are.
Kev did all the work really and put in a super cross. Jela fell over the ball, but he touched it so it's his assist. And that incidentally is his first assist for us.
I wouldn't say it makes the stat stupid per se, just that there are always instances where an assist isn't really a proper assist. The same happens with goals too though, to an extent.
I went to bed last night,
To watch Debbie Does Dallas.
But the only way I could wank off,
Was thinking of Kev Mirallas.
I went to bed last night,
To watch Debbie Does Dallas.
But the only way I could wank off,
Was thinking of Kev Mirallas.
Does anybody know how to pronounce Mirallas? In Swedish TV they did it the french way with a silent s. Is that the correct way? Any Belgians how knows?
In Spanish it's pronounced 'Meeralyas'
Belgium must be world class if Mirallas only gets 2 minutes on the field