Kids names

[Chewbacca]

Now I’m going to sound like a right old da but I’m dying here. I’m at my great nieces first birthday party. The other kids names are mind bogglingly hilarious

Hudsley
Bluebell
Enchanta
Tipara
Burnt Umber
And
Optimus Prime

It sound like a Farrow and Ball colour chart in here

 

[kev]

Now I’m going to sound like a right old da but I’m dying here. I’m at my great nieces first birthday party. The other kids names are mind bogglingly hilarious

Hudsley
Bluebell
Enchanta
Tipara
Burnt Umber
And
Optimus Prime

It sound like a Farrow and Ball colour chart in here

Is your name really Chewbacca?

 

[Chewbacca]

Why yes!

 

[tommye]

Hudsley
Bluebell
Enchanta
Tipara
Burnt Umber
And
Optimus Prime

I hope that's a girl

 

[dublinbluenose]

Are you sure you're not actually at a B&Q by accident

 

[summerisle]

Now I’m going to sound like a right old da but I’m dying here. I’m at my great nieces first birthday party. The other kids names are mind bogglingly hilarious

Hudsley
Bluebell
Enchanta
Tipara
Burnt Umber
And
Optimus Prime

It sound like a Farrow and Ball colour chart in here

I can see right away a nickname for Burnt Umber at school, poor sod. lol

 

[ste d' indica]

Few years back we were at a pizza place on Gloucester Road, which is a very trendy/affluent part of Briz. This absolute brat of a child was causing chaos and just wandering the place while his combat kecked dimwit father gabbed away on his iPhone.
Then the little turd knocked into a table sending food all over the floor.
Finally paying some attention, the feckless dad chirps up in his finest estate agent voice 'oh, stop it now Kasabian'

I almost felt sorry for the kid.

 

[Kurt.]

I hope that's a girl

She’s transforming

 

[summerisle]

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/whatever-happened-to-normal-names.104873/page-2#post-6537743

 

[chrismpw]

This is what happens when you tell every child they're special then they grow up (figuratively speaking) and breed.

 

[Buckers]

Not sure I’m buying this.

 

[Buckers]

Not sure I’m buying this.

Or chewbacca is posher than I could ever imagine.

 

[Lee Smith]

Now I’m going to sound like a right old da but I’m dying here. I’m at my great nieces first birthday party. The other kids names are mind bogglingly hilarious

Hudsley
Bluebell
Enchanta
Tipara
Burnt Umber
And
Optimus Prime

It sound like a Farrow and Ball colour chart in here

Who on earth calls their kid “And” ?!

 

[Chewbacca]

Tbh not all of those names are real

 

[Chewbacca]

Or chewbacca is posher than I could ever imagine.

These are not posh children’s names.