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Kids names

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Our son a daughter-in- law are expecting their first child, Mrs C is battling manfully against the choice of names being put forward and she is trying to get the poor kid a halfway sensible name. At least they didn’t go for the double barrelled surname. I remember when you used to have to own an estate to have a double barrelled name now you just have to come from an estate to have one.
 
Gave our boys a couple of proper English names (no we didn't use Nigel) but more concerned with people not spelling them right. The nursery school teaching assistant has spent the entire year spelling the youngest's name wrong, to the point where he started spelling his own name wrong.
 

Gave our boys a couple of proper English names (no we didn't use Nigel) but more concerned with people not spelling them right. The nursery school teaching assistant has spent the entire year spelling the youngest's name wrong, to the point where he started spelling his own name wrong.
At least he's learning...
 
Now I’m going to sound like a right old da but I’m dying here. I’m at my great nieces first birthday party. The other kids names are mind bogglingly hilarious

Hudsley
Bluebell
Enchanta
Tipara
Burnt Umber
And
Optimus Prime

It sound like a Farrow and Ball colour chart in here
😆

Naaaa, you're pulling our legs here.

Know someone who called theirs Kaison.

Like Jason, both a K and an I.

Looks and sounds chavvy
 

I sorta knew the word, not the proper spelling, knew it was associated with water somehow. Hope I'm not up the duff...
I hate to break it to you...

...but yes you are. Worse @peteblue is the father. Like the forum's own Robert De Niro, even at 7000yrs old his dinosaur sperms still packs a punch.

Quite.

Back to daft names, know of a child called Odin by his frankly troubled parents. Odd Un. You can see it coming...
 

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