KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
I think the bigger problem for him would be the fact we aren’t remotely interested in signing him
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Toffeelover
Player Valuation: £80m
Wonder where the rumour came from then?
Seathestars
Player Valuation: £60m
I’d rather have the North Korean Monster, also called Kim
.....appears @bag a yoko is suffering from a monster dose of premature evaluation.
I really like the look of this kid. Great turn of pace, and eye for goal, can really spot a pass.
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
Same place that the other million rumours about players we aren’t signing come from?
I knew a 6ft -3 inch in our team he was crap.......
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-Rob-
Player Valuation: £15m
For 19 out of 20 Premier league teams I'd say this was true but Everton have an entire department dedicated to creating problems with transfers.
Correct me if I’m wrong but the Guardian doesn’t usually post blag rumors, right?
Not good for M Keane if someone named "Monster" comes in. He will piss his shorts and getting a bad depression!This is Everton, we sign him, and he's called back for military service.
Kidnapped by the North, whilst on border patrol, and never seen again.
Come on mate, have a pop at Keanes footballing ability but his mental health shouldn't really be a stick to beat him with.
Osamabindiesel
Player Valuation: £70m
Supposedly pretty quick for his size. It’s a yes from me. Know nothing about him
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