I do belive this was a famous dance with its beginings in the armed forces, involving
Tissue paper, 1 match, Lots of ale, and two stupid squaddies bending over and the end of a 2 foot long tissue paper shoved into each other ANUS.
once lit in the middle, it was a battle to stay focused and not let the other person know your bum hole was on fire. The one that lost did the "The Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes"
Highly amusing to watch!
Did you always lose?