Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
You'll be singing his name in the St End when he rises like a salmon and notches against the filthHe's appeared though and he's turned it down, just six months after signing his original contract and when his new club, of whom he's received much adoration from the fans, needs him most.
In a saturated market of lamentable behaviour this is right up there.
You won't be thinking about his moral standing then mate.
It's only the Mackems anyway, they're used to being wringed out