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Player Valuation: £40m
Guaranteed 6pts for them next season if they do go up 

I remember that sitcom, "My Two Gay Dads". The joke being they weren't gay but kept buying absolute stupid amounts of Richards into the club.It feels like it was just the other day:
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And we all know how that ended. They couldn't even get the picture right, FFS! It looks a portrait of an older, eccentric gay couple, and their adopted son on his graduation day.
PL football was always going to be a step too far for him, and it's no surprise that he's doing well at Coventry. That's the level he should have carried on with after Derby County, until he was ready to make the step-up to the big boys league.
Anyway, I wish Francis all the best. I have no doubt that one day he'll be a boss manager.![]()
So then... Metaphorically speaking, they weren't bumming each other, they were bumming the club?I remember that sitcom, "My Two Gay Dads". The joke being they weren't gay but kept buying absolute stupid amounts of Richards into the club.
I can just picture them in bed like Morecambe and Wise, Bill reading Variety and Moshiri holding a beano upside-down pretending he can read.So then... Metaphorically speaking, they weren't bumming each other, they were bumming the club?![]()
And just above the bed, a giant portrait of all of Bill's first acting headshots done up like that multicoloured Andy Warhol's painting of Marilyn Monroe...I can just picture them in bed like Morecambe and Wise, Bill reading Variety and Moshiri holding a beano upside-down pretending he can read.
"How we gunna bum the club tomorrow Bill?"
"Three words Farhad darling, Fat ... Spanish ... Waiter!"
"I wuv you Bill."
About time we honoured Sir Stanley Matthews…
"Are you sure we're not gay Bill?"And just above the bed, a giant portrait of all of Bill's first acting headshots done up like that multicoloured Andy Warhol's painting of Marilyn Monroe...
Oh God, mate! You're putting disturbing images in my head!![]()
Those play offs will be brutal. Burnley and Sunderland have looked really good.Lampard might get to manage a side at BMD after all![]()
Blackburn deserve to come up and so do Coventry these pair of yo yo clubs can [Poor language removed], sick of them appearing and disappearing like a turd that won’t flush.Those play offs will be brutal. Burnley and Sunderland have looked really good.
I'll take a couple of perennial not great sides as fodder for the PL, season on season for a while yet. Had there been more quality in the past 5 years promoted, we'd have probably been finished.Blackburn deserve to come up and so do Coventry these pair of yo yo clubs can [Poor language removed], sick of them appearing and disappearing like a turd that won’t flush.
He seems to be doing a good job tbf
Playoffs seems likely atm