Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
Stage 1: Ridicule, Don't be daft, never gonna happen
Stage 2: Suspicion, seems to be gaining momentum, probably lies
Stage 3: Conjecture, OK seems like there could be substance in this but will end in tears, 'cus Everton
Stage 4: Speculation, it must be X because Y
Stage 4: Expert Analysis, playbook of possible scenarios
Stage 5: Fear, sounds risky and confusing, jib it
Stage 6: It's off, OH GOD WHY DO YOU HATE ME
Stage 7: It's On, Off, On, Off, On...it's, it's DONE; JIZZZZZZZZ
Stage 8: Remorse, wait, what have we done? what does this mean? Hold me.
Stage 2: Suspicion, seems to be gaining momentum, probably lies
Stage 3: Conjecture, OK seems like there could be substance in this but will end in tears, 'cus Everton
Stage 4: Speculation, it must be X because Y
Stage 4: Expert Analysis, playbook of possible scenarios
Stage 5: Fear, sounds risky and confusing, jib it
Stage 6: It's off, OH GOD WHY DO YOU HATE ME
Stage 7: It's On, Off, On, Off, On...it's, it's DONE; JIZZZZZZZZ
Stage 8: Remorse, wait, what have we done? what does this mean? Hold me.