VaguelyBrown
Player Valuation: £5m
Olives. It's all about olives for me at the moment.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
Anything served on a bed of cous cous should turn your pee pink. Similarly pukka pies should turn your pee blood red.
Ive eaten loads of cous cous and never noticed that mate. Maybe when the infection shifts. Blue Mr Freezes used to turn it green though.
People say asparagus doesn't make your pee smell. It makes mine smell. Nothing to report on colour though, sadly.
Asparagus makes your pee reek. Awful.
I ate loads of roast beetroot once and the next day I thought I was haemorrhaging from the anus.
It was a horribly slow 15 minutes before I realised what it was, and I wasn't in fact bleeding to death from my bumhole.
We're all so cool, sitting in on a Saturday night discussing our opinions on beetroot!
Saturday night?
Are you on glue lad?
Don't touch the stuff personally.
All about the 'shrooms, man.
Saturday night?
Are you on glue lad?
To be honest, I probably am. Not a clue really!