Let's play hypothetical... will you trade Cahill for Rooney

[Bundy]

I would

 

[ToxtethBlue]

I still enjoy. He is generally wrong about most things football, to be fair.

Made me chuckle...for the first time ever.

As for Mr Ball, I bow down before you.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Made me chuckle...for the first time ever.

As for Mr Ball, I bow down before you.

No need , kid . Never for you , mate .

 

[Dushku]

When ya say trade..are we talking purely "ON the field - for 90 minutes" or the whole Three Ring P.T Barnum circus that comes with the Quarter of a Million Dollar Man, these days ? 'Cos given the current circumstances, the diminutive antipodean would get my vote over Mr Hello Magazine any day of the week. Plus let's not forget, the lads is way off the scale at the moment, he's struggling to find any kind of form - Hell, he played better in that Nike advert than he did in the entire World Cup !!

Tim the Blue Kangaroo 1

Wayne Slob 0

 

[angelinsydney]

Hi Dushku,

Trade as in a proper three-ring circus trade. So make your decision on this hypothetical over a four-year playing career, not just one season.

 

[BiggyRat]

Keep Cahill, and put the Genie in a number 9 top.

 

[DionDublin]

Bite uniteds hand off to trade cahill for wayne

 

[little curly alan ball]

Bite uniteds hand off to trade cahill for wayne

Silently makes Sign of the Cross ,... Blesses self ,....

 

[Cena]

Bite uniteds hand off to trade cahill for wayne

WUM if ever i saw one

 

[coyney]

Lets think about this one [Poor language removed] on us the other would die for us erm **** Shrek off

 

[Tubey]

Cynically speaking, due to the increased worldwide reputation and exposure, financial boost in merchandise and possibility of foreign investment interest based on a player like Rooney playing for Everton in his prime, I'd have to say yes.

It'd be a soul destroyer though so thankfully we'll never be placed in that position.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Lets think about this one [Poor language removed] on us the other would die for us erm **** Shrek off

Ive MISSED YOU , mate .

 

[angelinsydney]

Hi Tubey,

Being a hypothetical question, assume that Everton can have Rooney. You supported your case well. Afterall, money makes the world go round.

I'm a die hard Cahill fan, financial returns or not, I'm sticking with the Boxing Kangaroo.

 

[Ezekiel]

Hi Tubey,

Being a hypothetical question, assume that Everton can have Rooney. You supported your case well. Afterall, money makes the world go round.

I'm a die hard Cahill fan, financial returns or not, I'm sticking with the Boxing Kangaroo.

me too, as a footballer rooney is fantastic but as a human he is a lamentable failure.

he'd be off to madrid if we didn't make C/L in the first season.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I would

NO . You , REALLY wouldn't be you're a typical cantankerous Convict , my mate .

We know what Goddamned Time it is , Dude .