Let's talk about Only Fans

[Kurt.]

Thanks @arch stanton , at least one of you finds my intellectual acerbic wit funny

 

[arch stanton]

Thanks @arch stanton , at least one of you finds my intellectual acerbic wit funny

I nearly missed the play on words and was going to whack you with the grammar hammer.

 

[Yarrgh]

Waiting for him to spiritually ogle over this woman's norks

Our Spiritual deity who art in an unknown forum,
Give us today our daily breasts.

 

[Dixieslaces]

It says a lot of things...but, being a pig, mainly that I wish something like this was around back when I was a walking boner and that a young (way too young to be teaching HS, IMHO) high school substitute teacher, Brandy Bowman, had the same "accident". Her eyes alone would make me weak in the knees. She substituted maybe 3 times...this was like 35+ years ago, lmao. Hard to forget, obviously.

Lay down on the couch mate, we are listening...............

 

[micknick]

What goes on, on these only fans. Is it full on hard core stuff?

 

[Goat]

What goes on, on these only fans. Is it full on hard core stuff?

Some yes.

Some just show themselves in their undies.

 

[Piijt]

 

[COYBL25]

What goes on, on these only fans. Is it full on hard core stuff?

Fellas from Widnes, sit there naked, with a gimp mask on, burning joss sticks and chant " Rafael, Rafael " over again.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Yet another thread blaming the fans. Unbelievable.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Ah Christ guess I’m gay

You and me both, brother

 

[Dixieslaces]

Does this count?

Take my money Elon, need a blue tick and a heap of whale meat to rattle my old man loins these days.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Lay down on the couch mate, we are listening...............

You just got the full story right there I'm afraid.

 

[The binman chronicles]

Ah Christ guess I’m gay

I've been told you're only gay if you push back.


...and scream "give it to me harder big boy!

So I only whisper that line to remain completely heterosexual. lol