Bluebonic
Player Valuation: £35m
Crooks, if you look at pictures of him closely, is actually an evolved testicle, a single, massive plum with two little bulging skinless testicles as eyes! He fills me full of wonder, the wonderful little knacker!Defo not right.
Had it cut and ready to paste in this morning but forgot while getting ready for work. Was going to mention the Richarlison ‘pick’ as well, the ferret writes 2 or 3 paragraphs about Henderson, barely mentioning Rich. Crooks is a massive massive tool and comes across as a self righteous tit as well.