Just visited a holiday park near to us in the cotswolds, where friends are staying. Sat in the kids play area with them supervising their 4/5 year olds. Suddently the hubbub was destroyed by a kid just screaming ... not out of fear or joy, not a short scream, but repetitively just for effect. It went on and on. Then the f word started being yelled pretty often. All around, nobody could work out which of the little delights was responsible. Some families left. Some of the girls got blamed because, frankly, it sounded the kind of scream a small girl does.
When we zeroed in on the culprit .. it was a boy ... aged about 10-11, far older than the rest of the kids, with a mullet and a look on his face as if he should be playing a banjo in a swamp.
Anyone care to have a wild guess what team's footie shorts this lad was wearing?