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Life is ace

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Life is Ace.......................my arse

So far today

1 Virgin can't work out why I can't send or receive e-mails, p-recently using old AOL account

2 Bloody chemist delivers all the medicine I had told them I didn't need this month as a result I awash with needles and lancets and disposal bins, I need a disposal bin to put the flipping disposal bins in..........these deliver to your home chemists make a mint out of sending stuff you don't want and can't get stuff you do want right

3 Found a bloody hole in the garage roof, drip drip drip

4 My poor old dog puked up, got to her to hospital tomorrow

5 District bloody nurse knocking on the door before 9 am, should be a law against that

6 Spotted a mouse in the garage...............that'll shut the wife and daughter up

7 Come on here and find some smug faced tosser spouting about judging a beauty contest.......................I could scream


Life is ace my arse:(
 
monty said:
Life is Ace.......................my arse

So far today

1 Virgin can't work out why I can't send or receive e-mails, p-recently using old AOL account

2 Bloody chemist delivers all the medicine I had told them I didn't need this month as a result I awash with needles and lancets and disposal bins, I need a disposal bin to put the flipping disposal bins in..........these deliver to your home chemists make a mint out of sending stuff you don't want and can't get stuff you do want right

3 Found a bloody hole in the garage roof, drip drip drip

4 My poor old dog puked up, got to her to hospital tomorrow

5 District bloody nurse knocking on the door before 9 am, should be a law against that

6 Spotted a mouse in the garage...............that'll shut the wife and daughter up

7 Come on here and find some smug faced tosser spouting about judging a beauty contest.......................I could scream


Life is ace my arse:(
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Just hang on Ann Summers and have your own beauty contest, I do it all the time! :lol:
 

I bloody fell over playing football on concrete. My right knee and left elbow hurt like [Poor language removed].

But apart from that not bad.
 
chico - see what you've done? (n)


But life IS ace - because no matter how bad things are, you can read this thread and realize they could be worse...
 

I can't remember writing that post which scares me a bit.

The pretty girl contest was outstanding though. There was about 500 envious alpha males looking up and I think it was about six or seven fine specimen of ladyism in front of me.

Head hurts a bit today mind.
 
chicoazul said:
I can't remember writing that post which scares me a bit.

The pretty girl contest was outstanding though. There was about 500 envious alpha males looking up and I think it was about six or seven fine specimen of ladyism in front of me.

Head hurts a bit today mind.
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Your balls would be hurting as well if I got my hands on you monster:@
 

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