Like Farmers

[chicoazul]

Thanks for your PMs guys. The main thing y’all wanting to know is “so how do I spot a Like Farner pal?” so here’s my helpful guide:

1. Agreeable popular posts - pure Evertonian dar porn - in the first replies to any new thread. They know the curious will click and read at least a page or two, the Farmer doesn’t dare for the topic they just want something vaguely relatable to that topic to feed common agendas. Call the PL Corrupt or hate on Moshiri, put a photo of Duncan Ferguson up looking angry or a simple NSNO LAD should produce a field of rye if they get into a popular thread early.
2. Contribute regularly to agricultural threads. They are considered the feeding bowl of GOT, the lushest fertile land that produces all the likes needed to feed an insecure population. Get yourself in the Board Thread and post the same thing in a marginally different way about why you hate Kenwright every day and received a steady crop from someone who’s saying what you will say tomorrow about Kenwright. Hell even do something ridiculous like starting an ancient coliseum to invite warriors to fight in and cosplay being a gladiator. Recruit other farmers and you have a steady cooperative that will fertilise your like fields every day you turn up. Same topic, same content, no matter.
3. Identify forum baddies and attack them in every thread they post. Had someone being accused of being a kopite? Don’t worry about bringing attention to them buddy it’s all about YOU. Disagree with they’re every post and if you can get something in about being banned form Europe, and get your combine harvester ready to work overtime. Bounty.
4. Commit to being vanilla. You’re not gonna make it as a Like Farmer if you attract committed middle finger crop burners. Once you got foes your harvest goes. Build loose superficial rapport with all common posters and use the futility of that rapport to pick up easy lines with agreeable content to them. You’re here for the likes let nothing get in your way. If anyone disagrees let it publicly be known they’re on ignore and note who likes your post, then suck up to them to slowly suck their likes out of them like a leech in their armpit.

Hope this answers your polite enquires. Beware then as you would vampires, they’re deadly to our beautiful community here.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I don’t mind the industrial scale like farmers to be honest. It’s a noble and decent living. It’s the small scale crofters who occupy niche threads in a 3 or 4 way sex dance of black market like trading, that make me angry.

 

[Mrbluenose]

Thanks for your PMs guys. The main thing y’all wanting to know is “so how do I spot a Like Farner pal?” so here’s my helpful guide:

1. Commit to being vanilla. You’re not gonna make it as a Like Farmer if you attract committed middle finger crop burners. Once you got foes your harvest goes. Build loose superficial rapport with all common posters and use the futility of that rapport to pick up easy lines with agreeable content to them. You’re here for the likes let nothing get in your way. If anyone disagrees let it publicly be known they’re on ignore and note who likes your post, then suck up to them to slowly suck their likes out of them like a leech in their armpit.

Hope this answers your polite enquires. Beware then as you would vampires, they’re deadly to our beautiful community here.

I've definitely got some of those weirdos on my ass.

 

[chicoazul]

I don’t mind the industrial scale like farmers to be honest. It’s a noble and decent living. It’s the small scale crofters who occupy niche threads in a 3 or 4 way sex dance of black market like trading, that make me angry.

It’s been said that the most hostile Farmer’s Market is the wrestling thread where, should one trample on their crops, all are met with pitchforks.

The mind boggles why.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

It’s been said that the most hostile Farmer’s Market is the wrestling thread where, should one trample on their crops, all are met with pitchforks.

The mind boggles why.

I hear in the cycling thread @Bruce Wayne runs a like protection racket, where if anyone doesn’t pay their like fees to him, they are kneecapped with unsure reaction emojis.

 

[chicoazul]

I hear in the cycling thread @Bruce Wayne runs a like protection racket, where if anyone doesn’t pay their like fees to him, they are kneecapped with unsure reaction emojis.

I might have also heard this pal. Thank you for bravely sharing.

 

[ste d' indica]

He is a finger farmer I believe. Radical agricultural methods. Anti science.

Ooh, I never realised this was an option.

 

[COYBL25]

Thanks for your PMs guys. The main thing y’all wanting to know is “so how do I spot a Like Farner pal?” so here’s my helpful guide:

1. Agreeable popular posts - pure Evertonian dar porn - in the first replies to any new thread. They know the curious will click and read at least a page or two, the Farmer doesn’t dare for the topic they just want something vaguely relatable to that topic to feed common agendas. Call the PL Corrupt or hate on Moshiri, put a photo of Duncan Ferguson up looking angry or a simple NSNO LAD should produce a field of rye if they get into a popular thread early.
2. Contribute regularly to agricultural threads. They are considered the feeding bowl of GOT, the lushest fertile land that produces all the likes needed to feed an insecure population. Get yourself in the Board Thread and post the same thing in a marginally different way about why you hate Kenwright every day and received a steady crop from someone who’s saying what you will say tomorrow about Kenwright. Hell even do something ridiculous like starting an ancient coliseum to invite warriors to fight in and cosplay being a gladiator. Recruit other farmers and you have a steady cooperative that will fertilise your like fields every day you turn up. Same topic, same content, no matter.
3. Identify forum baddies and attack them in every thread they post. Had someone being accused of being a kopite? Don’t worry about bringing attention to them buddy it’s all about YOU. Disagree with they’re every post and if you can get something in about being banned form Europe, and get your combine harvester ready to work overtime. Bounty.
4. Commit to being vanilla. You’re not gonna make it as a Like Farmer if you attract committed middle finger crop burners. Once you got foes your harvest goes. Build loose superficial rapport with all common posters and use the futility of that rapport to pick up easy lines with agreeable content to them. You’re here for the likes let nothing get in your way. If anyone disagrees let it publicly be known they’re on ignore and note who likes your post, then suck up to them to slowly suck their likes out of them like a leech in their armpit.

Hope this answers your polite enquires. Beware then as you would vampires, they’re deadly to our beautiful community here.

May I also add, that the middle finger to a like farmer, is akin to a vampire and sunlight.

Throw a few middle fingers about and you’ll soon receive an angry DM, demanding to know why you’re taking their precious away or even offering straighteners ( normally at the weekend when the cocaine and cheap lager has been
consumed )

Or even worse, cry arsing to the mods that they’re being bullied and start posting up forum snitch rules.

 

[chicoazul]

May I also add, that the middle finger to a like farmer, is akin to a vampire and sunlight.

Throw a few middle fingers about and you’ll soon receive an angry DM, demanding to know why you’re taking their precious away or even offering straighteners ( normally at the weekend when the cocaine and cheap lager has been
consumed )

Or even worse, cry arsing to the mods that they’re being bullied and start posting up forum snitch rules.

This is an excellent addition to our handy guide. Like Farmers react poorly to middle finger locusts.

I’ve heard some Like Farmers harvest the cocaine pal but I possibly can’t comment on this.

 

[Jimishorts]

Absolute scourge of this fine forum. Second only to those who rehash past threads for attention.

Biggest Like Farmer on GOT?

E “Moli Gesnis” ot upi xju qutvt opepi wepomme veqqoph opvu epz gusn ug biovhiotv xovj vxii ehsiiecmi dunnipvt fitohpif vu jeswitv e goimf ug molit, epf vji wemofevoup gsun ov. Mefoit epf hipvminip, vji cohhitv moli gesnis vjsief mowi epf iydmatowi up hsepf umf vien fuv dun tmetj gusan...

www.grandoldteam.com

 

[chicoazul]

Absolute scourge of this fine forum. Second only to those who rehash past threads for attention.

Biggest Like Farmer on GOT?

E “Moli Gesnis” ot upi xju qutvt opepi wepomme veqqoph opvu epz gusn ug biovhiotv xovj vxii ehsiiecmi dunnipvt fitohpif vu jeswitv e goimf ug molit, epf vji wemofevoup gsun ov. Mefoit epf hipvminip, vji cohhitv moli gesnis vjsief mowi epf iydmatowi up hsepf umf vien fuv dun tmetj gusan...

www.grandoldteam.com

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

Wow! This seems like a great place to farm some likes. Thanks everyone! Here is some content previously posted to other threads that might help the process along. Enjoy!

 

[chicoazul]

Absolute scourge of this fine forum. Second only to those who rehash past threads for attention.

Biggest Like Farmer on GOT?

E “Moli Gesnis” ot upi xju qutvt opepi wepomme veqqoph opvu epz gusn ug biovhiotv xovj vxii ehsiiecmi dunnipvt fitohpif vu jeswitv e goimf ug molit, epf vji wemofevoup gsun ov. Mefoit epf hipvminip, vji cohhitv moli gesnis vjsief mowi epf iydmatowi up hsepf umf vien fuv dun tmetj gusan...

www.grandoldteam.com

Hello pal, that topic seems closed. This is now where we discuss. Thank you for your kind contribution please enjoy the smiley emojis and likes.

 

[GrimbolandBlue]

I don’t mind the industrial scale like farmers to be honest. It’s a noble and decent living. It’s the small scale crofters who occupy niche threads in a 3 or 4 way sex dance of black market like trading, that make me angry.

Thanks Jimmy. I shouldn't even need to say this in today's society but representation does matter and I do feel seen as a result of your kind words!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I've definitely got some of those weirdos on my ass.

Type 3 I believe.