Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
Maybe the Evertonians who where kicking the hedgehog around outside his house/mar's house came back and kicked the **** out of him...... fingers crossed
Unlikely. They'd of probably just laughed at FranticGra.
That's probably sent the lid over the edge as his increasingly bizarre and frantic rants have become more frequent of late.
He was saying he was hoping Benitez would be back for Christmas

You've got to wonder about his mental state right now.
*edit* Either that or he's hiding from Chico who's going to bum him to death!