Match Thread Liverpool v Everton, FA Cup 3rd Round, Friday 5th Jan 2018

[blue to the bone]

Kenny playin his first Derby according to the commentator. Clown

 

[Alan Whittle]

[Poor language removed] Van Dyke scarves already ffs.

Short for Richard Van Dyke scarves already ffs

 

[captainvindaloo]

COYBB!!!

 

[KaiserEFC]

[Poor language removed] me is Van Dijk the second coming of Maldini or something. They are cumming their pants at this.

 

[longers]

Whenever a team plays at goodison they mic up away fans, whenever a team plays at the pit they turn them down.

 

[sageyefc]

Martina doesn't even jog about, he walks

 

[Khalekan]

What a stupid free kick fir Rooney to give away

 

[deipnosophist]

My commentator is on some hallucinatory drug: he just said “both teams are good at counter-attacking”

 

[maccavennie]

Get out of their hoop Keown you tit

 

[KaiserEFC]

The STATE of this commentry

 

[KaiserEFC]

Bolasie skinning the “rolls Royce”

 

[maccavennie]

Beats his man and then cuts outside

 

[Matelot]

Go on, Yannick!

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

My commentator is on some hallucinatory drug: he just said “both teams are good at counter-attacking”

Heard that as well. Last time he watched Everton must have been 2014

 

[Khalekan]

Yo wha' Martin?

When did "putting your arm on a player to slow him down" become "within the rules"?