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Player Valuation: £6m
Moyes should watch the Chelsea slippy G game and play exactly the same. Take ages at every throw in, go down and stay down at every challenge, frustrate them and really disrupt the game.
He won't though, he's too nice at times.
I think Moyes will do everything he can to wind them up, similar to Utd and Ferguson (2005) - he had multi-ball going for every time the ball went out for a throw in and when it was our throw in the ball boys gave us a different ball quickly and we seemed to just lob it in anywhere and then trample all over them. When Dunc scored he removed all the multi-balls and when we then put the ball out it went into the Top Balcony... Utd were going mad looking round for a ball, Neville got sent off for wellying the ball into a kids face in the crowd, Scholes got sent off as well and Ferguson stood there open mouthed after whingeing at Moyes about it and Moyes telling him to "shut the f*** up you moaning c***"
Moyes can be one of the best wind-up merchants in the game and keep a straight face about it afterwards.
Edit: Mind you, Ferguson got his own back by recommending him for the Utd job...