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[danzante]

quote from the Shyte forum

...BASTARDS!!
In my opinion, a league title has never been deserved LESS by any team.
They have spawned their way through this season, scraping and having more luck than you could imagine. In short, we lost it.
It is probably just as well they don't have a lottery syndicate, because the jammy bastards would win that as well.
They are a one man team. When Ronaldo goes in the summer, because it is obvious that he is 'working his ticket' then they have nothing. Without him they are nothing. unquote...etc, etc, etc

and the Redshyte are without Gerrard?

 

[danzante]

Watching the build up. Loads of red ****e not talking with northern accents, never mind scouse.

Loads of red ****e wearing blue hates, blue coats. What the ****?

If I saw an Everton fan wearing any kind of red attire in the ground I would drag him out and force him to rethink his clothing policies.

I wore red undies once and last wore them after a bout of the Aussie Whites, my mate who is a Redshyte was going to the cup final against Arsenall in the seventies, it was the thursday night, I went home and straight to bed, the next morning when I woke, the room stunk, as I threw the clothes off me, my red undies were now brown my missus wiped the floor (while I wiped me ar$e ) with me.

Never wore Red since.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

I wore red undies once and last wore them after a bout of the Aussie Whites, my mate who is a Redshyte was going to the cup final against Arsenall in the seventies, it was the thursday night, I went home and straight to bed, the next morning when I woke, the room stunk, as I threw the clothes off me, my red undies were now brown my missus wiped the floor (while I wiped me ar$e ) with me.

Never wore Red since.

What a lovely story.

 

[heatmeiser]

I wore red undies once and last wore them after a bout of the Aussie Whites, my mate who is a Redshyte was going to the cup final against Arsenall in the seventies, it was the thursday night, I went home and straight to bed, the next morning when I woke, the room stunk, as I threw the clothes off me, my red undies were now brown my missus wiped the floor (while I wiped me ar$e ) with me.

Never wore Red since.

+rep

Any story involving someone soiling themselves receives instant +rep.

Superb.

 

[steevie]

+rep

Any story involving someone soiling themselves receives instant +rep.

Superb.

I sh#t myself all the time, where is my +rep.

 

[heatmeiser]

I sh#t myself all the time, where is my +rep.

You need to post pics to prove this...

(+rep)

 

[steevie]

You need to post pics to prove this...

(+rep)

Will do once my grundigs are a touch browner.